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Friday, July 20, 2007

What you'd like to sell me I'm not buying

It's the end of another frustrating week! I guess it wasn't all bad, but I'm building a new web site for my job and I have to use the most irritating content management system software ever created. This CMS replaces the old one, which previously held that title. Before they rolled out the new system, they promised it would alleviate the issues of the old system and generally make life as effortless as sipping a mojito under a palm tree at dusk.

However, the opposite is true.

The system is incredibly convoluted and completely useless, except as a means to drive me insane. It could only have been designed by back-end programmers. No offense, but you how when new products come out, ie Apple Computers, they use words like "elegant," "intuitive," and "robust"? These are the three words that absolutely do NOT describe the system I am working with now. I can't even get into what's wrong with it here, because it would take so long to explain how Rube-Golbergesquely insanely overcomplicated it is. So let's talk about cats!

Three of the four kittens are eating solid food, and I think somebody used the litterbox (something's in it, I dunno what). Walking into the room now is akin to stepping into a racquetball court while somebody shoots ping pong balls at your ankles with a potato gun. Well, it's not that bad, but it probably will be.

Meanwhile, Marbles wasn't seen for a couple of days, then she showed up last night looking slimmer with decidedly mauled udders. We had hoped to get her to have her kittens inside the house, but I think she didn't dig all the other cats around. So her kittens are out there somewhere. After she loaded upon food, she dashed across the street. I followed her a bit to try to figure out where she nested. But instead of darting into the parking lot, she hopped up the stoop across the street, where a man sat smoking. He petted her, and Marbles looked completely at home. Jesus, does she live there? Has she been playing the homeless cat routine in an effort to get two feeding stations in the neighborhood? And is she doing this at more locations around the neighborhood?

Of course my main questions is, if somebody owns her, why the hell isn't she fixed? But I've learned this question falls on largely deaf ears in the neighborhood. I just hope plans are being made for the kittens, and they won't just end up rooting through the garbage in a couple of months. I'll be very interested to see how many people show up at the mobile spay unit on the 30th. Which reminds me, I should put up some flyers for it soon.

Which brings me to another pet-related irritant: pet stores that sell puppies and kittens. the pet store on Broadway off the Kosciusko stop on the J has some of each. They don't really have much space to move around in, and who knows if they ever get taken out of them before getting sold. Besides the less-than-great conditions they live in, the puppies may well be the products of disreputable breeders, aka 'puppy mills,' grinding out as many dogs as possible, health and safety sacrificed for profit (how much money do these places make anyway?)

The Prospect Heights Message Board has a huge thread on a new pet store on Flatbush that reportedly is selling such puppies. Although I feel they may have immediately jumped to worst conclusion (that the owner is trafficking in unhealthy puppy mill dogs, keeping them in unsafe conditions in the store, and indirectly adding to the crisis of the homeless pet population), but so far most of their suspicions seem to be true, although I have not been there myself and am admittedly getting all my info here from a message board. It's the Wikipedia Effect, I guess, but just because anybody can claim anything they want as fact ... doesn't necessarily mean it's NOT true, right? Isn't living in the modern age a blast?

In any case, it's a depressing situation to me even if the puppies are registered or whatever they do to prove a dog isn't the result of a mother and son dog gettin' it on. It just goes back to the irrefutable fact that there are so many animals in shelters, why in the hell would anybody buy a retail dog or cat? Frankly, I didn't need to see Best in Show to suspect that people who are into dog breeding are not operating on the same wavelength as most of us.

Anyway, I guess the simplest way to handle these pet stores is just not to shop there. That's easy enough for the one in Prospect Heights: I don't live anywhere near there, and if I did, I'd go to Acme Pet Supplies. In my neighborhood, there's Pets Ahoy, the aforementioned pet store, and the Pigeon store near my house, which may or may not have cat supplies (their hours seem to be something like 'Noon to Noon-thirty, weekdays'). Given the schedules that most New Yorkers maintain, how possible is it to avoid a pet store if it's convenient? For my part, I don't go by Pets Ahoy on a regular basis, I work near a Petland Discounts (they sell rodents and birds, the latter I'm beginning to think shouldn't be there either), its only real failure is that Science Diet cat food is $20 for an 8.5lb bag!

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posted by Jimmy Legs at 3:07 PM



Comments:

steer clear of science diet for cats. science diet is good for dogs, but it has lots of corn - which cats can't digest, period. frankly, you're better off buying the real cheap stuff rather than wasting your money on science diet.

i'm a big fan of wellness and innova, which are slightly more expensive, and not available at petland discounts. you should find out if nycpets delivers to your new neighborhood. i bet they do.

oy vey, now you tell me! jeez, and i was feeling bad about the cheap 9 Lives canned food i've been feeding them, but maybe that stuff is no worse than SD. maybe it's time to move the cats to veganism! i can see the headlines now: "two partially eaten dead bodies were removed from a house on Eldert Street today ..."

Goes to show just how frustration and bored JimmyLegs is at work, and how is passion really is cats.

Is it too late to be vet, and will that pay the mortgage?

That would be something if Marbles is just using you for a free meal. Kinda like homeless people who are just good actors.

Be careful not to step on any of the kittens now that they are more mobile.

Hope things get better at work. Programming can be dry and boring but it that's the field you like, go for it.

Cats are so much more full of life than some data input.

I would concerned about strange cat roaming around my apt. though.

Jimmy,

Athens now has a PetLand out on State Street. Yesterday I drove by (and like last weekend) there were a handful of people holding up signs saying "Honk for the animals" and "Boycott PetLand".

You wouldn't recognize State Street. Lowes, Walmart, Applebees, Ruby Tuesday, Bennigan's, plus new fast food, plus a movie theatre showing 10 movies (where Big Bear used to be). But the rest of town hasn't changed.

Heather what down are you talking about? We have almost none of those things in Brooklyn and I'm curious to know.

Suzanna,

I'm in Athens, Ohio. Home to Ohio University. I knew Jimmy as a young lad in college :-)

And now he's hit the big apple, living in Bushwick with none of those things. Hey how about a list of the pros and cons of living in Ohio v. Bushwick?

I think Ohio has more quality of life issues, and Bushwick has more issues of security, safety, and high costs - in a nutshell.

However I've heard that it's not 24/7 in Ohio either, and the hipster movement isn't that strong there.

Athens, Ohio: Trees, fields, ROCKANDROLL, Beautiful Girls, Beautiful Women, College Kids.
- Cons: College Kids, New Pornographers neglect us on tour.

Are Hipsters considered a pro or a con?
Ohio is not 24/7 what? Secure?
Is living next to ____million people a pro or a con?

Heather, WOW. i can't even picture state st. and all that stuff!

as for Ohio, word is that the Hipster Movement exists in small pockets but their numbers are growing. Squares, beware. BEWARE!

man, i gotta get back on the posting bandwagon, this blog is gettin' away from me!

Jimmy - yes can you please post more, we miss you.

Doesn't NY have more rock and roll than Ohio?

I guess the girls in NYC aren't pretty either.

What do you mean by pornographers, you have them in a wholesome place like ohio. Thought NYC had more porn and thus pornographers.

Hipsters can be good generally. Jimmy could be considered one I think.

Living next to a lot of people often is a good thing, more to reach out and experience things with.

Jimmy whats your impressions between the two places - I'd be curious.

I guess I'll go with my original train of thought and state that although NY has more quantity of rock, Ohio's quality and intense pockets of rock activity make it just as rocking, or at least worth mentioning. Hey I'll bet several of the rockers in NY are from Ohio, Mr. Legs case in point.
and yes this is Al

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