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Monday, May 05, 2008

It's a sick world, sick, sick, sick

Two different trains I took this morning were delayed due to sick passengers. I like to think it was the same guy both times. At Marcy Ave, he was all like "Whoa I'm not gonna make it," but when the EMS guys arrived, he was all like, "You know what, I'm fine, I'll be okay." He switched to a 4 train just before I got to City Hall, and just when he seemed about to recover, he felt the icy grip of death upon him, causing my train to jerk to a stop and make the standees all pile into each other.

Aside from sudden cardiac arrest, what other ailments could a person suffer in which they were well enough to get on the damn train in the first place, only to be stricken en transit. The other day there was a guy on the train who was dabbing a rotation of napkins against a large bloody wound on the side of his head (head wounds bleed a lot). If this guy could make it uptown without interrupting train service, what the hell are these other wimps complaining about?

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posted by Jimmy Legs at 11:07 AM



Comments:

nine times out of ten, it's women who are "dieting" and therefore skipping breakfast and fainting on the train. there was an article about it a few years ago...

Ha, I wrote about something similar just a few days ago. I theorized that a "person in need of medical assistance" was either someone having a baby, having a heart attack, dry heaving from the prior night's drinking binge, or already dead.

For the record, I've only been the drinking-binge guy once, and I didn't hold up any trains, just drew the ire of the cop at the destination station.

I don't know about the fainting. My friend was 7 months pregnant with twins, fainted in an un-airconditioned car, and everyone just looked at her funny. Then one guy reluctantly gave up his seat and sort of helped her into it. No one even thought to stop the train.

Very funny post. Thanks! I need a little humor in my life at the moment.

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