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Wednesday,
April 19, 2006 at 15:39:07 (EDT) |
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I'm buildin' me a home While
checking out Kedar's
new blog and flickr
site, I started looking for other photos of Broken
Angel. I hit the mother lode: an album of shots in and around
Broken Angel taken by Arthur
Wood's son! It's pretty mind-blowing, especially with the
addition of pictures of the building
before it was altered by the Woods. I had no idea how much
was added on, the entire front section is an add-on. In fact,
when the building was unretouched it looked like your basic
multi-family apartment building, not unlike the ones on my block.
I know it's lame to feel good about yourself due to arbitrary
proximity to things (like rooting for the Yankees just because
you live in NYC, "school spirit," etc.) but I'm rather
glad I live close to this structure.
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Tuesday, April
18, 2006 at 12:59:21 (EDT) |
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But I could tell she was blushing
I am very disappointed to find out that this
band is not in fact an all-female Slint cover band.
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Monday, April
17, 2006 at 15:46:39 (EDT) |
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Bird Bites, Dog Cries
We descended on Astoria and drank wine and
listened to Hatebeak
and ate a bunch of food and drank mead (!) and then went
into Manhattan for a show but we missed it so we went to
the Parkside.
Guess which one of these things I'm not in a rush to do
again (hint: it involves 15 pounds of honey). Here's some
pictures,
mostly of the recording studio Justin recently finished.
Earlier in the weekend we celebrated Janice's
birthday at Daddy's,
one of those bars in the Williamsburg/Greenpoint area with
the huge half-circle shaped bars that seem a little grandiose
for the otherwise-small space. Do bartenders need that much
space just to walk across and pour a shot? Anyway that was
fun, and I learned a lot about how marketing folk come up
with interesting and distinctive (yet not too discrete from
existing naming conventions) names for prescription drugs.
Fascinating!
Saturday we hit the Glasshouse
Gallery to see Cobretti
and the Teenage
Prayers. I went to college with the lead guy in the
latter band, they were good old-schooly rock. I didn't have
the energy to talk to the guy; besides, I kind of remember
him not liking me very much so perhaps I shouldn't push
my luck. Anyway, Cobretti has gotten really rockin' since
the last time I saw them. I don't know if that's because
the guitarist now has a full Marshall stack (head and 2
separate 4-speaker cabinets). The music is morphing into
something that reminds me a lot of the late Black
Cat Revolver, which both pleases me and saddens me a
little, as it makes me remember how much I liked them. C'est
la guerre. Also, I guess it goes without saying that Cobretti
is sounding lots like early Bob
City, largely due to the fact that both bands had the
same lead singer. I don't know if they two bands this night
knew that there were Ohio boys in each outfit.
I wish I had brought the camera, if only to
document what has been done to the interior of the Glasshouse.
Where before it was a rather raw space in which bands set
up amongst debris and a few odds and ends on the walls,
the space has been transformed into a veritable forest of
garbage-art. It's hard to describe but it involves a lot
of bent metal strips, paint, old boom box speakers and Barbie
dolls. It's pretty impressive just from a (literal) trash
art perspective. But the also built a column of glass and
crap in the center of the room; it's at least 3 feet wide
and basically impenetrable. They moved the 'stage' are to
the opposite side, so now if you stand in the middle of
the room to watch the band, you have to decide if you're
going to watch the guitarist or the bass player; you won't
be abel to see the lead singer or the drummer or anybody
in the center. Cuz there's a big friggin' tree of garbage
in your way! I tend to think this was envisioned by the
art mavens of the Glasshouse who haven't taken kindly to
the intrusiveness of the bands who routinely knock stuff
down, and are generally without sensitivities delicate enough
to determine what is actual art, and what may be an ashtray.
This is just a theory.
The last band of the night, The
Transformers, had a clever solution to the obstructed
view issue: they set up all around the room. The drummer
setup in the usual spot, but the guitarist and bass player
moved to opposite ends of the room, surrounding the garbagetree,
which they proceed to play at for the next 40 minutes. They
lost a few points with me, when their singer grabbed an
open gallon of orange paint and jogged around the circle
of the room, dumping the whole thing on the carpet (not
to mention the guitarist's Memory Man pedal). Even if he
had cleared this action with the venue, it's still sorta
lame. I dunno, maybe I'm an old fogey, but I don't wanna
get orange paint all over me. Yes, I am sounding fogeyish.
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Friday, April
14, 2006 at 13:30:46 (EDT) |
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I'm special, sooo special
After
our show last night, I went over to Union
Pool with the Purvis sisters to see Celebration,
the dance band from Baltimore with the really poorly chosen
name. Here's a band that played a couple of really small clubs
about a year ago, and now has signed to 4AD
and seems to only play huge venues like Bowery Ballroom. I
don't know if it's a matter of having good connections, or
if there's some kind of "This is the girl" Mullholland
Drive kind of thing happening here, but they seem like
they have been marked for the Big Time. So it was nice they
were playing this smaller venue. But then ...
It was announced that TV
on the Radio would be added to the bill, as the 'super
secret special guest' that Celebration had been hinting about
on their site for a while. I haven't seen them in almost 3
years, at a pricey, sold-out show at The Hook. I remember
that show very
fondly, so I thought it would be cool to see them now
that they're so huge.
We had to run over and get stamped before the Motico show
to ensure we'd get in, since word of the special guest was
bound to spread fast. And indeed it did. They started stamping
for the show at 6PM and it was sold out by 8:45, maybe even
earlier (had BrooklynVegan
been a little more on the ball it would have sold out in 20
minutes).When we got there, the place was crowded, but not
horribly so. We saw Eye Contact (I think), a jazz sorta band
with a bass clarinet(!). The turnaround time between bands
was excruciatingly long, especially because the outdoor patio
was filling up with those doofus-types who only seem to leave
the house when the weather gets nice. Celebration took the
stage next, and we were right up front, which was probably
a good move. See, this one guy in the band, he plays a big
organ, and guitar. Sometimes he does both at the same time.
He sits with his back to the audience, so you can watch his
stockinged feet as they play the bass pedals. And he really
plays those pedals, it was really weird watching his feet
doing this balletic dance across the bass notes, while his
upper body was either playing the keys or guitar. I guess
the woman lead singer of the band is supposed to be its central
selling point, but I couldn't keep my eyes off this guy's
feet. God I'm a dork.
Anyway, they put on a really good show. For fairly poppy
dance music they do it really well, in a way that doesn't
make you feel dimly lame. So many of the dance-rock bands
out there all sound so similar and the sound is such a straight-up
rip off of a couple of bands from the early 80s, it's always
good to hear somebody who does it right. while I would like
it if they would stay small and play places like the Glasshouse
Gallery for all eternity, I can see why they might get big
and I guess that's as it should be. Meanwhile, Motico continues
to operate below the radar when we could be making so many
children around the world happy.
After an interminable wait, TV on the Radio took the stage.
It wasn't actually as packed as I thought it'd be. They started
playing these really slow songs that lacked anything I liked
about them before. Except maybe their singing; they still
have good voices, but the pace was really languid. Then they
played another slow, boring song. When they started into a
third boring song, we left. I don't know what they were doing,
and honestly I don't know their material well enough to know
if that's what they do nowadays. But it was too bad, even
if they aren't the experimental keyboard band they were back
in the day, playing at Luxx, they still used to be a lot of
fun. Maybe their real fans liked what they played last night,
but I'm not feeling too sorry that I never go see them play
at the Enormodome.
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Friday, April
14, 2006 at 12:33:57 (EDT) |
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No, not even that, but a symbol of
fish
And so ends this chapter of Motico
performances for the spring. We wrapped our 2-Borough tour last
night and will now focus on finally finishing our damn record
so we can have something besides those damn 45s to hand over
when we play out. Thanks to everyone who showed up, it was a
fine turnout, although I won't be waiting by the phone for the
booking company to offer us another show. I'm glad there are
bookers in this city willing to book unknown bands, but this
group had so many stipulations attached it added an unpleasant
sheen to the entire transaction. But it worked out in the end.
I was nervous because we were set to cover "It's a
Rainy Day Sunshine Girl" by Faust, which ends with a
brief, purposefully-sloppy saxophone riff. I was already nervous about even being able to pull
this off (last time we tried this the horn had a broken key
and would only emit horrifying squeaks), but also because
Matana
Roberts, the jazz saxophonist was gonna be there to run
a show after ours. Maybe she wouldn't care, but what I did
to that horn compared to the work she does was like beating
the sax with a large fish.
We're gonna try to get the record done in the next couple
of weeks. Then we'll have time for more important things,
like choosing a name for the album. Any suggestions? If we
use your album title, you will receive one handsome, slightly
used Siberian Snow Leopard.
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Thursday,
April 13, 2006 at 14:52:36 (EDT) |
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Then we sang about the lovin' things
Don't forget! Tonight Motico
plays at the
Lucky Cat in Williamsburg at the early early hour of 7:30PM.
I don't even think the sun will have set at that time. The
Lucky Cat is a good venue for the noncommittal music fan,
as it has two rooms, one of which that does not contain the
band. But you can still more or less hear the band in the
front room. As far as I remember it has a full liquor license
but is also a coffee bar, for those of you who haven't sucked
down enough free caffeine at work today. Actually, I have
noticed recently a growing affinity for the decaf version
of "House Blend" by Flavia. I started in on the
decaf because I was thinking I was drinking entirely too much
java, and this way I would theoretically cut down on the dangerous
stimulants therein. And of course, in the back of my mind
I heard my old vegan fundamentalist friend Paul reminding
me, "You know, even decaf coffee still has a little bit
of caffeine in it. They can't get it all out." So it's
not like I'm a total wuss.

Okay, I'm a total wuss. Come see my band and mock me openly!
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Wednesday,
April 12, 2006 at 13:34:26 (EDT) |
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Why is tonight different from all other
nights?
Happy Passover! I find it odd nobody celebrates by putting fake
blood on their front doors. Anyhoo...
This is kinda fascinating: a Brooklyn geneology site has
text from a bunch
of old newspapers from the 19th to early 20th centuries.
It's so weird reading about all the everyday stuff that was
going on right around where I live. But the "Deaths"
section is even more intriguing. Here's just a couple snippets
from September
1928:
Woman Hospital Inmate Dead After 3 Story Fall
Mrs. Anna MILLER, 63, of Alsop and Ocean avenues, Jamaica,
while a patient in the Jewish Hospital at Classon and St.
Marks avenues, early to-day jumped or fell from a third floor
window of the institution into St. Marks avenue. Dr. DREYFUSS
was called from the hospital by policemen who found the woman's
body and pronounced her dead. The woman was in the hospital
suffering from heart trouble.
AXE WIELDER MURDERS WIFE, CUTS DAUGHTER
Crazed Man Uses Hatchet and Razor in Effort to Wipe Out
Family
Slayer Still Free
West Seventh Street Resident Leaves Note Saying He Was "Tormented"
Mrs. Lillian WHEELER, 48 years old is dead, slashed and battered
with an ax and a hammer; her daughter Hindel WHEELER, 19,
is mutilated for life, her attractive face criss-crossed with
at least twenty-seven razor cuts, and police of the entire
metropolitan area today are hunting for the father and husband,
Alfred WHEELER, 52 years old.
1876 was a banner year for Fourth
of July Celebration-related injuries.
In 1879, the Brooklyn Union Argus had a column entitled "Teach
Your Boys," which passed on valuable advice such
as
Teach them that smoking in moderation, though the least
of vices to which men are heirs, is the most disgusting
to others and hateful to themselves.
Wait, so moderate amounts of smoking is the least of bad
habits, and yet it's the most disgusting? My oh my, what will
become of the heaviest smokers? I guess by that logic, people
who smoke a lot may actually reduce their disgust levels.
And finally, do you remember how people always lambasted
high school student council elections as "popularity
contests?" Did you ever wonder if there really ever WERE
actual popularity contests? Well brother, are
there ever!
James KELLY, of 100 Fort GREENE place, clerk of the Kings
County Court, high ranking Elk and citizen of unbounded
popularity, is the grand prize winner in The Standard Union
$55,000 prize contest, which ended June 29, after running
for three months.
Turns out the use of the term 'popularity' was a bit more
elastic in them thar days; if you read further on you find
out he just sold the most subscriptions for the newspaper.
I guess that made him very popular with the circulation staff.
Wow, $55,000 probably set you for life in 1929. Lord knows
he'd need that money a few months later when the stock market
crashed.
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Tuesday, April
11, 2006 at 16:16:04 (EDT) |
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Damn your chest-beating
Awww,
can you believe Cheeta
the chimp is still alive at 74?
It used to boggle my mind as a kid why an ape was named "Cheetah,"
but I guess it's not really spelled like that. He's in the Guinness
Book for being the oldest chimp on record (few live past their
60's). If you weren't familiar with those Saturday-afternoon
local TV movie shows (Superhost!)
you may have missed Cheeta's star turns in those Johnny
Weismueller Tarzan movies from the 30's. Damn that
was a long time ago. It's kind of sad reading what happened
to most of the "talent animals" after they grew too
old to act, but Cheeta managed to live pretty well. He's now
in a sanctuary for former showbiz animals, working on his hobby
... painting
(warning: photos of Elaine Boosler).
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Monday, April
10, 2006 at 12:32:37 (EDT) |
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Everybody know it spring again
Apparently
my department is moving from its lovely downtown office to
a faceless plot on Lexington Ave in midtown. I know I still
have no room to complain, but that's gonna suck major if I
have to commute that much further every day. It seems pretty
clear, too, that the reason for this is purely financial (they
have extra space in their pricey midtown office they can't
let go to waste). Why do we even have more than one office
building? I guess it goes without saying that I have trouble
understanding the motivations of multinational corporations,
and this is no exception.
The move wouldn't be happening for several months, and there
is already a protest afoot, so we may yet be spared. Of course,
this kind of shake-up is just the sort of thing that an enterprising
young telecommuter can spin into a renaissance of working
from home for the summer.
The job is good but it's keeping me so busy I don't have
the time to post on this blog the way I used to. For that
I apologize, even if the content here is normally lacking
anyway. Taking cues from my job as Executive Businessman,
here are some bullet points:
- I haven't heard yet what I will owe to the hospital, but
I got another bill from a doctor I'm not even sure I met
- I also haven't heard anything yet about my amp that caught
on fire a couple weeks ago, but I'm scared to heard how
much it will cost to fix
- The mixing of Motico's first album continues to inch along
but would probably go faster if all three of us could agree
whether or not "gated reverb" is evil
- I looked at a house this weekend whose previous owner
saw fit to install two full bathrooms on each of the home's
three floors. This is not nearly as nice an amenity as one
might imagine.
- I finally bought Oneida's
latest album on vinyl, then drunkenly left it at a bar
- Motico has our
final show of the season this Thursday, in part to celebrate
Matt's birthday; we're going on super early to accommodate
all your other old folks
UPDATE: I got my records back! The folks at
The
Subway Bar are such nice folks.
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Wednesday,
March 01, 2006 at 16:20:31 (EST) |
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I got
your number, don't wait by the phone Until I can
come up with some highly illegal method of circumventing my
companies annoying web proxies, I cannot update my band's
web site, not can I do much in the way of management of this
site. Not that it matters, but now that I can't do
it ... I want to do it, really bad. Ah, that predictable
human condition. See how universal the blogworld experience
is? And not just because 95% of you are sitting in similarly
beige cubicles, getting fidgety from too much free coffee
and too little intellectual stimulation.
Web limitations notwithstanding, I am slowly adapting to
this Boring New World. It's probably my vestigial fight-or-flight
response, but I haven't had any trouble getting up hours earlier
than I have in years. However, going to sleep is still problematic,
as my thoughts are wont to drift to obsessive thoughts about
what shoe will drop tomorrow at the office, what fresh horror
awaits me. And what's worse, I can't get the cat hair off
any of my clothes. I look like an extra in that Nepalese bar
scene in Raiders.
Anyway, I did have time to throw together this half-assed
flyer for our FREE show next Wednesday. Yes, Motico
is back and returning to the very
stage that was the site of my spiritual de-pantsing way
back in September. Will I make a fool of myself again? Only
one way to find out!

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