September – 2006 – Got the Jimmy Legs

Monthly Archives: September 2006

Tell me where I can go when the bottle is gone

Well, it's finally happened: we're paying for the fancy. After years at the same price, pints of beer at the Alibi are now five dollars ($5), up from $4.50. that's an 11% price increase! Is the bar 11% nicer? Well, I thought that when they replaced the taps it might remove that distinctive odor resembling […]

Your face is my toilet paper

Remember the Parents' Music Resource Center? Kids, it was a group of concerned busybodies back in the 80's (lead by Al Gore's wife, Tipper) who really kicked the 'save the children' crap into high gear. Thanks to them, impressionable children no longer had to ask around for explicit lyrics and offensive content, because their "Parental […]

Nice legs, shame about the face

I discovered a bunch of old photos, here's what Decatur looked liked when we brought her home from the shelter: Yikes! It's like her eyeballs and ears were full-grown, but her skull was still kitten-sized. Here you can also see her wall-eye. She had a respiratory infection and kept sneezing out green snot on us […]

You don't go in the bathroom with me

Okay, I admit it: I've never snorted coke off a toilet tank in a seedy bar. Nor have I entered a cramped men's room for a clandestine romp with a lady. So you'll forgive my ignorance, but somebody tell me, what the hell is the allure of either of these activities? I'm a live-and-let-live kinda […]

But it will cost you a dollar first

Oh, an update on the house buying front: our loan has been approved. Looks like Citibank will have the pleasure of our business for th enext 30 years. We just have to nail down the closing date. And book the movers. And pack up everything. And go through 5 years of accumulation in the basement. […]