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You don't go in the bathroom with me

Okay, I admit it: I've never snorted coke off a toilet tank in a seedy bar. Nor have I entered a cramped men's room for a clandestine romp with a lady. So you'll forgive my ignorance, but somebody tell me, what the hell is the allure of either of these activities? I'm a live-and-let-live kinda […]

But it will cost you a dollar first

Oh, an update on the house buying front: our loan has been approved. Looks like Citibank will have the pleasure of our business for th enext 30 years. We just have to nail down the closing date. And book the movers. And pack up everything. And go through 5 years of accumulation in the basement. […]

In a uniform with two white stripes

I was slowly wandering back to work when I was halted by what appeared to be every single mounted cop in town. They were all parading down Church Street in front of the WTC site. I have no idea why, but it was amusing. More photos. UPDATE: So the parade was to attend some memorial […]

Imagine my surprise

Yesterday, I had an early conference call which I did from home, and then I just kept working from home. I'd been ill all week, and I even considered contacting my boss to let her know I was too sick to come in, but it all seemed like a lotta trouble, so I just didn't […]

Six inches forward, five inches back

Dear god, this is pathetic, but I'm sick of my malfunctioning, impossible-to-maintain blog. I started the old blog script with the notion that as my skills increased, I would get fancier and fancier, taking pride in the knowledge that I did it all myself (the script was a hacked guestbook, I implemented everything and manually […]