This week is kind of a shame, I am totally getting away with working from home, but there's so few people on the subways, I kind of wish it was a regular work week. Well, not really. I'm getting absolutely no new work in, no emails, no phone calls. I've been coming into the office, but leaving early and doing some stuff at home. Today it's a bit of a sticky situation, as the few people who are here in the office are ordering in pizza and I have to beg off because I am planning to sneak out at noon and never return. My only hope is they think I'm in the bathroom every single time they walk by. Oh well. As long as they don't rat me out I'll be fine. Many of my coworkers will be out next week too for some reason, so let the good times roll.

Bannister a la Vodka Sauce

We've made it through the Christmas season without incident, now it's time to rush to fix up the house before it is overrun with Germans next month. We've still got lots of painting to do, plus refinishing some floors (!) upstairs. Then there are the other less glamorous jobs, like cutting down the bathroom door so it actually closes and figuring out a way to keep the birds off the windows so they don't poop on the glass.

The Window Pooper