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Your Funeral, My Tile

The Ugly Tile has largely been banished to the hallways and interstitial areas of the house. We have painted, stained and finished 3 floors of the house, more or less. for some reason the 2nd floor is all hardwood, while the 1st and 3rd floors were only partially hardwood (4th floor was 100% Ugly Tile).

So here's what we've been fighting against:

This is the tile that covers more than 50% of our home. It's a mottled, beige-based affair which has been liberally splashed with that lovely orange paint that adorned every bit of molding in the house (still working to cover all that up).

  • What's good about the tile: hides dirt
  • What's bad about it: fugly

I guess it's pretty sturdy stuff (it's really heavy when you pile it up). But it looks bad, it makes everything around it look bad, too. The way we dealt with it varied from floor to floor. In the 1st floor kitchen we ripped up the tile and painted over the plywood (this was sort of the experimental stage, we'd proabbly shoulda left the tile and painted over it). On the 3rd floor we painted the tile, both in the main room and its adjoining hallway, effectivley covering every bit of tile on that floor. On the 4th floor, we ripped up tile and plywood, revealing the pine subfloor below, however we use top of the line tile floor mops to clean our floors. The subfloor was repaired and refinished. There's still tile in the upstairs kitchen, hallway and office, and in the hallway on the 1st floor. But at least it's in the minority now.

Here's some before and after photos of the progress:

BEFORE: This is before we bought the house, you can see not only the tile but also the Evil Orange everywhere.

Here's the primer (note the orange is also gone).

Floor painted.

AFTER: Floor with final finish. I used a satin tone this time, that glossy stuff is too much. Even this stuff looks al ittle too shiny to me. Do they make flat polyurethane?

BEFORE: To reiterate, here's the fireplace on the 3rd floor before we did anything. Why did they paint one panel and not the other?

AFTER: Ah, that's better!

I'll put together some more examples of the other work, if only to give me something to do around the office.

Work my fingers to the bone


3rd Floor Painted, originally uploaded by Jimmy Legs.

More exciting tales from the Land of Flooring! Fresh on the heels of our 4th floor refinishing, we moved down a floor to deal with the Gross Tile of the third floor. The floor is covered with this ugly institutional type tile, I guess it's linoleum or something like that. It was on the 4th floor too, but Buzz and Sylvia ripped it all up for us to get at the wood underneath. We don't have time for such a project here, so we're just painting the tile. It's amazing how much more tolerable it is already.

Tonight we just have to put the polyurethane down and it'll be finished. Since we chose a really dark brown I've been debating if we can convince people it's a special type of parquet floor, but ultimately we're just shooting for the 'innocuous' look here.

This is the last hugely inconvenient project for a while. We really need to focus on fixing up our apartment in the smaller ways that make a place livable. We still don't have any pictures on the wall, curtains on the windows, or any idea where to put our boxes of crap that don't seem to have anywhere else to go.

Since we're just waiting for the paint to dry now, I had time this weekend to clean up the cellar somewhat. I took out the paneling between the two small rooms, making a room just big enough for band practice. I even hooked up my guitar and played for the first time in 3 months. Jeez, I rusty, but lucky for me, all the work I've been doing on the house seems to have maintained my calluses.

Sealed with a kiss

4th Floor Refinished, originally uploaded by Jimmy Legs.

The floors are pretty much done for now! What an exhausting procedure. Considering what we were up against, I think the floors came out well. We're still a couple of Louis Cattorze chairs away from getting added to the House Tour, but we're managing.

For some idea of what we went through between this photo and the one in the preceeding post, check Sylvia's Flickr site.

Oh, and for some reason the servers at work are blocking my ability to post on the comments page, so to electricgreek: yeah the floors are sealed, that's what the whole finishing process is, right? Is there some miracle product that wasn't mentioned in our how-to guides?

To my tribe that flows in layers

4th Floor Unrefinished, originally uploaded by Jimmy Legs.

I had Friday and Monday off from work. Sounds like a relaxing 4-day weekend! However, the opposite is true, it was a near-constant tumult of rental vans, heavy equipment, runs to the hardware store, and fitful sleep the entire time. Our friend kept saying that refinishing our own floors would be "gratifying" but I didn't start feeling particularly gratified until late last night, when the second coat of polyurethane went on.

We refinished the subfloor in two rooms on the 4th floor. Much of the floor is fairly intact, but a lot was seriously yucky. We got some salvaged floorboards from our friend who's a lot more savvy than us on these things, with which we replaced the worst of them. We rented a drum sander and were told we wouldn't need the heaviest grit (16) since our floors are pine. Again, the opposite is true. Pine though they may be, the floors had many layers of gunk on them, from old adhesive to paint to what may have been stain. It looks like we weren't the first ones to think of using the subfloors for this purpose.

When you read up on floor refinishing, you see these pictures in which a drum sander coasts across a floor, effortlessly removing every bit of finish in one pass. It looks as easy as vacuuming. This was not the case for us, the old finish/paint/gunge didn't want to come up so easily, even with 24-grit sandpaper. It took many a pass to get things cleaned up, plus some nonstandard use of the edger (which came with 20-grit paper and worked like the dickens until the paper ripped at which time it would leave black gouges on everything it touched).

Between the drum floor sander, the edger, the little belt sander and the paint scrapers we eventually got things down to bare wood. It looked pretty good, but due to wide variation in plank quality, as well as all the patching that was necessary, we pretty much had to stain it to conceal some of the shortcomings.

Staining was a lot easier than the previous tasks, and compared to that stuff it's pretty hard to screw up. Then the polyurethane was applied. And it's still not finished. Tonight I gotta caulk up some of the larger gaps between planks. Then we add another coat of polyurethane, and I think that'll be it. God, please let that be it.

You mixed your roses with your cabbages

I'm taking the day off tomorrow! Actually, I'm taking every Friday in January off. My boss was kind enough to let me use my 2006 vacation days in 2007, they're not supposed to carry over. I gotta plan better this year to use these days. After 6 years of having no kind of time off whatsoever, it's been difficult adjusting to the idea that I can pick days on which I will be paid for not showing up, and not doing anything. Of course, this would be easier for me to grasp if they really left me alone on my days off. Invariably however, someone calls me and asks me to do something. That's one of the reasons I didn't mind working through the end of last month, most everybody else was out and I certainly wasn't gonna bug anybody.

Anyway, tomorrow's itinerary is pretty full: I'm getting an electrician over to do some work, I'm renting a cargo van, hitting the hardware stores for supplies, stopping by an acquaintance's house to pick up some salvaged wood flooring, then replacing planks and cutting filler slats to prepare the floor for the Big Kahuna on Saturday: the drum sander.

We're refinishing the subfloors on the top floor of the house, sanding, staining and sealing. Like the kitchen floor, this is a not-forever type of thing, it's just to make the place more livable for now. I'm not totally sure how it will come out, but it's way cheaper than putting in real hardwood floors for the time being. Worse comes to worst, we can always invest in a mess of throw rugs to cover up what we do this weekend. I'm picturing an entire floor covered in strung-together bathmats. Hmmm, that might not be a bad look.

Yep, it's becoming quite clear, I have terrible taste.