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Which end will I be on this time

November 4, 2008 – 1:19 pm

We went to our polling place this morning, fearing long lines and difficult-to-grok voting apparatus. But not only were the machines working fine and easy to understand, there was no line. Like, at all. As you may know, your average polling location is split up into a number of "election districts" which determine how many [...]

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Rock the vote or else I'm gonna stick a knife through your eye

October 30, 2008 – 2:00 pm

I've been paranoid about the election for a variety of reasons. But the only one I had any control over was where I'm voting. I never changed my registration from my old address, so I mailed in the form a few months ago. But I never received confirmation of any kind, which wouldn't have bugged [...]

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