Rock the vote or else I'm gonna stick a knife through your eye – Got the Jimmy Legs

Rock the vote or else I'm gonna stick a knife through your eye

I've been paranoid about the election for a variety of reasons. But the only one I had any control over was where I'm voting. I never changed my registration from my old address, so I mailed in the form a few months ago. But I never received confirmation of any kind, which wouldn't have bugged me if my girlfriend hadn't received 2 separate confirmations of her registration. So for many moons now I've been mildly concerned that properly voting would entail dragging myself halfway across town back to the old neighborhood.

Just when I was about to break down and call the Board of Elections, the Internet comes through like a champ with an online form that allows me to find out where I'm voting without having to really do anything strenuous. Like, you know, talking to someone on the phone.

Anyway, if anybody else is out there suffering in silence, here's a link to the voter lookup in New York (also here's a poll locator). Now I can go back to worrying about the possible results of this election, and whether or not America is still as dumb as it has been for the last decade or so. *shudder*