Got the Jimmy Legs

If you can put your hands upon it, IT'S MINE

I think I need to hire somebody else to clean out my basement. Not because I mind the work, that's no big deal. But I get caught up in looking at all the junk and coming up with reasons NOT to throw it away. Piles of garbage, boxes full of bric-a-brac, I know we need the space and the stuff therein is worthless (as evidenced by the fact that it hasn't moved since we got here). What could I possibly have in all these boxes that I would want to keep? I should throw it all out!

But then, I start looking at the stuff … and the brain starts coming up with reasons I need to keep it. A blister pack of small wheels, oh yeah, I need that. I'll put them on the coffee table to make it easier to sweep under it. A door chain lock, I better keep that in case those fake ConEd people start coming around. The 'smokeless' ashtray, it's such a good idea, even though you basically have to strap the thing to your chin for it to do any good. The toggle-nut bolts, the extra-small screws, the picture hanging kit … I never use them but I have to have them at all times! The half-empty tubes of caulk or pails of grout, who knows when I may need them? Can you imagine how pissed I'll be next time I'm caulking and I run out and all I need is just a little bit more …

I know the logic is flawed in there somewhere, but I can't find the fissure when I'm down in the cellar up to my knees in detritus. So I think I need to hire somebody who will just go down and be able to say, "Okay, this stuff is necessary, tools, sandpaper, tire pump. But this collection of broken picture frames you 'plan' to repair, toss it." It sounds so simple but I don't know if I can be trusted to sort it out on my own. Realistically, the Sorter would have to remove the offending items as well, I'm sure I would second guess when his back was turned and pocket some empty Lysol cans and pipe joint compound. I need I need!

So your mornings will be brighter

For some reason my company network isn't blocking blogger anymore. This is probably a temporary oversight. But not only that, they stopped blocking Youtube! Wow! The filter they use has a dynamic capability and can filter on a case-by-case basis. Thus, I was unable to access content even on sites to which I had access. For instance, I could view photos but not video on Flickr. But it's all working now for some reason. Yet I have no great burning desire to post anything, since I'm mired in UAT for our new company website.

So in lieu of content here's a video of Georgie in his new home, setting up to pounce on something.



With teeth


Jefe's new talent, originally uploaded by Jimmy Legs.

Let's lighten the mood a little. Here's a photo of Jefe nursing and humping his favorite blanket. Even before we got him fixed he practiced safe sex on a wadded up towel in the back yard. So this is a good lead-in: Tomorrow, as it turns out, is Spay Day USA 2009. I am increasingly having issues with the Humane Society of the United States, but this is fairly benign, something we can all agree upon. Get those animals fixed! The ASPCA Mobile Spay Clinic is still out there offering lower-cost options for those who don't quite understand why it costs $300 to remove your cats' balls. Unfortunately, the had to raise their prices a bit. But I think we can agree that $75 is still pretty cheap and remember, it's still free for people on public assistance. It's pretty hard to argue with the logic in any case. Tomorrow, the Brooklyn spay van will be at Brower Park, in Crown Heights. But for Bushwick people it comes to the lovely Maria Hernandez Park thus Thursday. Check the listings for the other, lesser neighborhoods.

Honestly, I don't know how people live with unfixed pets. I dunno about dogs, but cats get loony: males spray and fight and yowl, females spray and yowl and flirt obscenely. Is that really the world you want to live in?

If I swallow anything evil


Stockholm, originally uploaded by Jimmy Legs.

The last two weeks symbolize the highs and the lows of this cat business. On the one hand, two weeks ago we adopted out Steve to a great home; he's now known as Georgie and is settling in well with his new human and cat pals. While he had his own ups and downs, this was a very satisfying end to his time at our house.

The opposite end of the spectrum was realized this past week. At the beginning of February we took in a foster cat as a favor. He had been found on the north side of the neighborhood and the woman who took him off the street couldn't keep him due to allergies. We were going to hold him for a few days until he could be moved to Empty Cages' space. This would mean he would have to spend most of his time in a cage which, though roomy, is still a cage.

We liked him so much, however, we decided just to keep him at our house. He was no bother at all, neat and quiet, and as you see above, quite the looker. His only shortcoming was that he liked to push his water bowl around the floor at night. His room was next our bedroom, so all night long you heard the sound of a heavy ceramic bowl scraping around the room.

He settled in well. we had him neutered, tested for FIV/Felv (neg/neg) and vaccinated (FVRCP all-in-one). He barely noticed the surgery and was in high spirits when he returned to the house. I looked forward to Feb 21st, as ECC was having an adoption event; he'd make his debut at The Show and, I was sure, snag a permanent home.

But on Monday he was not himself. He slept all day, and he kept throwing up. He didn't feel feverish, so I thought it was a hairball. I tried to give him some hairball remedy stuff but he wouldn't eat it (not surprising). Then I tried to give him some chicken baby food; again he wouldn't eat (very surprising). I didn't want to overreact and decided to wait for morning to see how he was doing.

Tuesday morning he was the same. He hadn't touched any of the food I brought him, and I couldn't tell if he had drank any water. I filled a syringe with water to squirt into his throat. A few minutes afterwards, he threw up the water. I knew something was really wrong.

The vet declared him dehydrated and suffering from low body temperature. I hadn't even thought of that, who thinks about anything but fever when somebody's sick? They did bloodwork and set him up with IV fluids and warmed him to get his temperature up. I waited for a diagnosis.

After his first night on fluids and antibiotics, he was still vomiting. The vet thought he might have swallowed something that was stuck in his stomach, but to be sure he took X-rays. The first was inconclusive so they did a barium study, a series of X-rays after giving the cat barium so it will show up on the film as it moves through the GI tract. Only it didn't move through. Preliminary X-rays showed the barium in his stomach but nothing further. After 3 hours, he threw up the barium. They did a couple more shots to be sure, but nothing was passing through to the intestines.

This seemed to support the theory that he had an obstruction. But another blood test showed his white blood cell count was still dropping. The vet said it could be an aggressive virus, some such viruses can cause stomach inflammation to the point that it seems like an obstruction.

Because of his low white blood cell count and his body temperature regulation issues, they didn't want to operate anyway. The virus theory seemed to be the most likely culprit so they focused on treating that. Unfortunately, the only thing you can do for a virus is try to get the immune system to respond and fight it off. They kept him in fluids and antibiotics (plus some Pepcid for his vomiting) and hoped he could bounce back.

He didn't bounce back. Instead, he had a seizure. They sedated him and kept doing everything they could to bolster his immune system. For a while, he was stable and the approach seemed to be working. But Friday the vet called with that sober sound in his voice and I knew it was going to bad news.

He had passed away, his system just couldn't pick up enough steam to fight off the infection. The vet believes he had panleukopenia, which he probably got when he was still on the street. It's highly contagious and is one of those diseases that is easily prevented with that all-in-one vaccination he received. But of course, it can't work if you've already got the virus.

The vet and the animal clinic were very good to us. They didn't charge for a lot of stuff I know the could have. The vet was clearly upset about the outcome, which makes dealing with it easier. But obviously, it sucks. We only had him for 3 weeks, and one of those weeks he was at the vets' most of the time.

He was maybe 9 months old. He clearly wasn't an alley cat, he was very social and extremely clean for a cat you find on the street. I had looked for lost-cat listings/flyers but I never saw any evidence that anyone was looking for him. Somebody had owned him, that was certain. But whoever that was put him out on the street in the middle of one of the harsher winters we've had in a few years. I know most people don't spend as much time as I do thinking about cats, but come on.

We had wondered what he'd look like when he grew up and filled out but now thinking of that feels spooky. He's not going to grow up, we won't get to see how his personality develops, we won't be finding the right home for him to live out his days. He's already gone and that sucks. It sucks because it didn’t have to happen. I suppose there’s never been a situation that ended in death that seemed completely okay. You always imagine it working out differently. You always second-guess.

Some photos

Midnight at the oasis


Lucy at rest, originally uploaded by Jimmy Legs.

Looks like this will work! I just always have to have a relevant photo to go with the post! Um … this photo of Lucy doesn't have anything to do with anything, but darn it all, I don't take enough pictures of her these days!